[MEME] Best quality: HIS WIGGLES

[goldeneyeball]

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IT'S BULLSHIT SNAKE AU TIME!
I WANT TO PLAY THIS DUMB NAGA VERSION OF MY OC AND THAT IS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

SOME INFO:
He looks like this: X | X | X | X
Super cute gift art: By Luc | By Stabby

DESCRIPTION
JW is about twenty feet long from the top of his head to the tip of his tail. His skin is purple with green accent patterns. He's got a light tan underbelly. Sometimes I color his hair green and sometimes I color it blonde. I always forget which one I decided on, but it doesn't really matter. He's got yellow eyes and little lines of heat pits under them.

SETTINGS

GAME EVENT AU - Some games don't need much of a reason for shapeshifting events to occur. I've been in a few! Want to work off of established CR? Just assume some temporary bullshit is happening in a game we're already both in! JW is a snek now. Maybe your character is un-changed or maybe they're something else entirely! Up to you.

CANON AU - In his canon, JW has learned to move between worlds. What does he do with this knowledge? He steals shit and then sells it back on earth to antique dealers. Well this time he's gotten ahold of a cursed bangle in the shape of The Ouroboros. It constricted to his wrist and changed his body. Now he's freaked out and acting carelessly and somehow wound up dumping his ass into YOUR character's world.

-Will add more in the future!-

PROMPT IDEAS

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PICK A JW BELOW AND GO TO TOWN!

Comments

[onegreeneye]

He gave a quiet, amused huff and managed not to be too annoyed at himself for how... doglike it came out sounding. He turned and walked past the couch, patting JW's coils with one padded hand. "Of course. Hang on for a few more seconds, huh?"

Ginko disappeared into the bedroom for just a few moments before reappearing with the heaviest quilt on the bed bundled up under one arm. He nudged JW over enough that he could plop down next to him, setting about arranging the blanket over them both.

[goldeneyeball]

A pair of narrowed yellow eyes appeared from within the coils as Ginko passed him by and when the werewolf reached out to pat him, the snake man's whole body puffed up with a hiss.

"Don't touch me! You were just outside!"

Ginko had been mingling with the snow! The enemy! Traitor!

When he returned, JW went about untangling himself so that he could sit up and reach for an edge of the blanket.

"Why can't we just be smart like the birds and move when the weather gets like this?"

[onegreeneye]

"Alright, alright." To his credit, he was trying not to laugh.

He helped JW get the blanket pulled around himself and gave a slight shrug. "Because moving a significant distance exactly twice a year isn't really practical, probably? I mean, I may be new to sticking around like this to begin with, but it just doesn't strike me as a very convenient way of living."

[goldeneyeball]

With the blanket trapping Ginko's body heat, JW started to shift his coils, at first just sort of piling them on top of the werewolf's legs and then shoving his shoulders against Ginko's.

"But they still manage it! Look, the right person just hasn't started visiting my bakery yet. Eventually I'll get noticed, launch my own brand, and before you know it we'll have four different vacation homes!"

[onegreeneye]

"Yes, they do, but we're not birds." He let himself lean over such that his head was resting on JW's shoulder.

Then he gave another huff of laughter and turned his head enough to bump his nose lightly against JW's jaw. "Yeah, one day. For now, though, we're going to have to make do with what we've got. Which, unfortunately, means no moving south for winter."

[goldeneyeball]

"Uuuuuuuugh," was James's incredibly mature reply. He hunched his shoulders, yanked the blanket away from Ginko, and ducked away under it to be big pouty python. "Wake me when it's spring. I'm going to hibernate."

[onegreeneye]

"Uh-huh." Ginko shifted to sit with his back against the lump of boyfriend next to him, intentionally leaning more weight than usual against him. "So, you want me to go close up the bakery that whole time, then? Because I think we both know I can't run it myself."

[goldeneyeball]

JW just hunched shoulders even more and disappeared downward into his coils, taking part of the blanket with him, uncovering both of them in the process.

"Nobody will buy chocolate cake from a man who cant even eat chocolate."

His whole body shivered.

"Leave me to die."

[onegreeneye]

"Closing it is, then."

Ginko gave a huff and sat up - then, decisively, stood, fighting back a really obnoxious smirk. "Alright. How long do you think that'll take, a couple hours? I'm sure I could find something to do somewhere else until then."

[goldeneyeball]

JW's coils fell off of Ginko's lap with a loud THUMP. He whined from his stupid blanket wad.

"You're the worst and I hate you."

The end of his tail searched blindly across the floor for the wolfman's ankle.

[onegreeneye]

Ginko laughed, stopping where he was as JW's tail managed to brush his ankle and turning back to face him, hands in his pockets. "So, does that mean you don't actually want me to leave?"

[goldeneyeball]

The tail froze. Ginko was onto him. Not that JW was being particularly sneaky. He felt cold and achy and contrary and HE JUST HATED WINTER SO MUCH. Why couldn't a bunch of knives fall out of the sky or something? Anything besides that horrid cold mess.

"Sit your furry ass down before my scales freeze and fall off one by one."

[onegreeneye]

Another laugh, and Ginko headed back to the couch, flopping onto it again before leaning over to help JW get himself properly back on the cushions.

"If you say so."

[goldeneyeball]

In the moment that Ginko lifted him up, JW enjoyed the display of strength. There was a lot of him, but Ginko was stout and strong and also really warm and once enough of his coils were on the sofa that he wouldn't slide off, he scooted around behind Ginko and then looped around in front of him, again and again until it looked as though someone had piled three purple tires over the man's head.

Satisfied, JW wrapped his arms around Ginko's neck and rested his chin on his head.

"There. Now don't talk about going outside any more."

[onegreeneye]

Ginko tilted his head back in a fruitless effort to actually look at JW, still grinning.

"Fine, fine. Anything you do want to talk about, or would you rather just sit here for now?"

[goldeneyeball]

JW gave Ginko a squeeze--a little harder than was necessary. His job as a reptile was to absorb ALL of Ginko's bodyheat without giving any back.

"Tell me how your day went."

[onegreeneye]

Fortunately, Ginko didn't seem to mind too much. He had plenty of heat to spare, anyway, with his fur getting so much thicker this time of year even when he was at his most human.

"Pretty well. Herb inventory is holding up nicely, given the, uh. Lack of fresh supplies."

[goldeneyeball]

"That's good." JW didn't relax his grip. If anything, it grew a little tighter as he burried his face in the top of Ginko's head. "Hey. Hey, y'think you could do the thing? I'm still cold."

You know, Ginko. The Thing. Where you become immeasurably warmer and there is also more of you to coil around he is falling off the sofa.

[onegreeneye]

Ginko blinked, then gave a quiet laugh. "Yeah, sure. Hang on."

A moment later, there was a grinding of bone and muscle as his body changed and warped. What he turned into wasn't really a wolf so much as an over-sized, over-shaggy sheepdog, but the specifics of his species weren't exactly important right now. He shifted a little on the couch, twisting to bump his nose against JW's face. "Better?"

[goldeneyeball]

JW hung on for the ride, his coils having no choice but to loosen up as Ginko's form expanded beneath him. He couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it. Their getting together, how unsure JW had been back when he'd found out what Ginko really was, the room they'd made in one another's lives for the other.

"Who's a good boy?" JW brought his arms around to mush Ginko's huge fluffy cheeks when the werewolf had turned to nose him.

[onegreeneye]

That got a whuffing noise that was actually a laugh. Ginko's tail thumped against the arm of the sofa. "Hey, c'mon, save the dogspeak for full moons."

Sometimes Ginko himself could hardly believe how relieved he was that JW had still given him a chance after finding out what he was. These days, it was kind of hard to imagine how Ginko's life would be different now if he hadn't.

[goldeneyeball]

"You don't even understand doggyspeak on full moons, it's wasted."

He ruffled Ginko's cheeks a moment longer before letting his torso droop so he could hang off him like a huge, ugly tie and sink into that ridiculous fur.

"This is much better."

[onegreeneye]

"Yeah, see, that's why I'd rather you only do it then."

He grinned, the expression somehow still reading pretty clearly on his muzzle, and shifted a little to curl more effectively around JW. "Glad to be of service."

Then he licked his face.

[goldeneyeball]

JW had fully planned to just hang off of Ginko and doze off now that he had his favorite sleeping place but NO Ginko had to go and be disgusting. He opened his eyes with a disgusted shout and wiped furiously at his face.

"You got it up my nose! Ugh! Bad dog!"

[onegreeneye]

Ginko burst out laughing and bumped his nose against JW's, then reached out to kind of. Pat one huge paw against his boyfriend's face. Maybe it would get some of the slobber off, maybe it would just get dog hair stuck to his cheek, who knew. "Sorry."