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[goldeneyeball]

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IT'S BULLSHIT SNAKE AU TIME!
I WANT TO PLAY THIS DUMB NAGA VERSION OF MY OC AND THAT IS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

SOME INFO:
He looks like this: X | X | X | X
Super cute gift art: By Luc | By Stabby

DESCRIPTION
JW is about twenty feet long from the top of his head to the tip of his tail. His skin is purple with green accent patterns. He's got a light tan underbelly. Sometimes I color his hair green and sometimes I color it blonde. I always forget which one I decided on, but it doesn't really matter. He's got yellow eyes and little lines of heat pits under them.

SETTINGS

GAME EVENT AU - Some games don't need much of a reason for shapeshifting events to occur. I've been in a few! Want to work off of established CR? Just assume some temporary bullshit is happening in a game we're already both in! JW is a snek now. Maybe your character is un-changed or maybe they're something else entirely! Up to you.

CANON AU - In his canon, JW has learned to move between worlds. What does he do with this knowledge? He steals shit and then sells it back on earth to antique dealers. Well this time he's gotten ahold of a cursed bangle in the shape of The Ouroboros. It constricted to his wrist and changed his body. Now he's freaked out and acting carelessly and somehow wound up dumping his ass into YOUR character's world.

-Will add more in the future!-

PROMPT IDEAS

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PICK A JW BELOW AND GO TO TOWN!

Comments

[dontpokethat]

...Well. THAT didn't sound good.

Ginko sat up on the couch, ears flicking for a moment as he looked JW over. There was always that momentary paranoia that he might be hurt, but it looked like that wasn't the case this time. "What happened?"

[goldeneyeball]

The snake-man didn't reply right away. Instead, he wedged his body between the edge of the doorframe and the corner of the room so he could slither up onto one of the beams and sulk properly in a big purple heap.

Once he was piled up there, he spoke again. "ASSHOLES!" Very informative. "This place isn't built for long people! Why do they have to have so many revolving doors! Try to go to the bank and suddenly you're a spectical! I swear to God!"

[dontpokethat]

"...Oh." That explained a lot. Ginko stood up and walked over to... see if JW would let him close the door, he guessed. "You didn't hurt your tail, did you?"

[goldeneyeball]

With the wind finally gone from his sails, he just drooped over the beam. He didn't hiss at Ginko when he drew near and even moved the crooked tip of his tail out of the way.

"No, but..." HIS PRIDE. His PRIDE was what lay open and bleeding.

[dontpokethat]

There, door shut. With just left him with a sulky snake boyfriend to worry about. Ginko looked up thoughtfully at JW, hands in his pockets.

"Do you want to come down, or should I climb up there?"

[goldeneyeball]

There was silence in the rafters for a long moment before JW's top half slowly descended to dangle upside down in front of Ginko. He knew the beam probably couldn't hold both of them. JW was all spine and Ginko was all muscle.

"I really would eat them. I fucking would. They should be terrified of me."

[dontpokethat]

"Yeah, I know you would," he replied reassuringly. He set a hand on the back of JW's head and leaned over to press a quick kiss on his nose. He had to tilt his head at kind of a weird angle, but whatever.

"Don't worry about them, alright?"

[goldeneyeball]

JW's whole body nearly came unwound from the beam. Ginko was ruthless, going straight for the kill--but after the day he had, JW just couldn't bring himself to be all huffy and indignant. Instead he just draped part of his body over Ginko's shoulders like an ugly feather boa so that his head was against his chest.

"I guess I can try."

[dontpokethat]

"Good."

Ginko lifted a hand and rested it on JW's shoulder, turning his head slightly to sort of nuzzle at his cheek. Completely merciless.

"Don't need you stressing yourself out."

[goldeneyeball]

That finally did it. JW couldn't hold his sulk any longer. His frown turned into a wobbly grin as more and more loops of himself descended from the POUTING BEAM and draped over Ginko.

"Now look what you went and made me do!"

It was fortunate that monsters were as strong as they were.

[dontpokethat]

--Whoops there he went, and Ginko was not sorry in the slightest. He gave a brief snort of laughter, shifting his feet on the ground to make sure he could keep his balance against JW's weight.

"Sorry." Again: Not sorry at all. "Guess you can't hide up there all day now, huh?"

[goldeneyeball]

"I guess not..." And for a short blissful moment, JW was calmed. But then his coils tightened as his temper started to spark up again. "I know! I know what'd show 'em! They can laugh at me but they can't laugh at you!"

He arched his man-half upward so that he could look at Ginko right-side up and put on his best pleading face.

"You would go in there and bite a few chunks out of them for me wouldn't you, my good good perfect boy?"

[dontpokethat]

Ginko blinked, then tilted his head slightly to give JW a mock-disapproving look. "JW, you know I don't like getting meat that fresh. Guess I could always growl at them, though, if you'd like."

[goldeneyeball]

JW just batted his scaly eyelids at Ginko, continuing to plead.

"Or...or just give them a quick bite? Just a little one? On the ass?"

[dontpokethat]

"Ah, don't give me that look." He laughed and set one hand against JW's jaw, then leaned forward to bump his forehead against the naga's. "You sure that wouldn't make you jealous, anyway?"

[goldeneyeball]

JW had always been a huge sucker for forehead bumps. It made his coils un-tense instantly, though he did draw his head away and give Ginko a coy look.

"Well I haven't been able to find my ass since I changed so...no. And besides, you know I don't get jealous."

[dontpokethat]

"Don't you, now." Ginko raises his eyebrows at JW doubtfully. "What was the deal that one time with that wendigo, then?"

[goldeneyeball]

That smirk disappeared in a flash and his coils bunched up.

"I was protecting you, hairball! Don't you know those things carry diseases!"

JW, that's racist.

Though now that his fury had faded and he'd had a good cuddle, he was looking thoughtful. "Speaking of asses..." Which was probably the best way to begin any thought you were going to share aloud... "I do have a lot of that questionable currency saved up."

The snake never was one to spend. Or trust ethereal pancake-sharing businessbeasts of any type. But...butt.

"What do you think?" He turned to Ginko, honestly curious. He was not fantastic at putting himself in others' shoes. He had to wonder if it was inconvenient to fool around someone almost four times longer than you were.

[dontpokethat]

"JW, I'm a dog half the time. I've had fleas on like three different occasions. I really doubt that your average wendigo is actually all that much more diseased than a werewolf."

He's just saying.

He raised his eyebrows, thinking over that. "Well... would you be more comfortable having an ass?" He can't imagine that snake tail is particularly convenient.

[goldeneyeball]

"I don't know..." JW admitted. "It sounds weird but I can't really remember being able to move any other way."

The naga shifted his coils, oozing off of Ginko finally and puddling on the floor so that his torso could periscope and meet his boyfriend eye to eye.

"And another thing...I don't know if I want to deal with another winter like this...my work got cut in half last year."

[dontpokethat]

Ginko nodded thoughtfully, setting his hands on JW's shoulders once he was on the ground. "If you think you need a change, I'd say you should go for it. It sounds like it might be good for you and your work."