[MEME] Best quality: HIS WIGGLES

[goldeneyeball]

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IT'S BULLSHIT SNAKE AU TIME!
I WANT TO PLAY THIS DUMB NAGA VERSION OF MY OC AND THAT IS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

SOME INFO:
He looks like this: X | X | X | X
Super cute gift art: By Luc | By Stabby

DESCRIPTION
JW is about twenty feet long from the top of his head to the tip of his tail. His skin is purple with green accent patterns. He's got a light tan underbelly. Sometimes I color his hair green and sometimes I color it blonde. I always forget which one I decided on, but it doesn't really matter. He's got yellow eyes and little lines of heat pits under them.

SETTINGS

GAME EVENT AU - Some games don't need much of a reason for shapeshifting events to occur. I've been in a few! Want to work off of established CR? Just assume some temporary bullshit is happening in a game we're already both in! JW is a snek now. Maybe your character is un-changed or maybe they're something else entirely! Up to you.

CANON AU - In his canon, JW has learned to move between worlds. What does he do with this knowledge? He steals shit and then sells it back on earth to antique dealers. Well this time he's gotten ahold of a cursed bangle in the shape of The Ouroboros. It constricted to his wrist and changed his body. Now he's freaked out and acting carelessly and somehow wound up dumping his ass into YOUR character's world.

-Will add more in the future!-

PROMPT IDEAS

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PICK A JW BELOW AND GO TO TOWN!

Comments

[goldeneyeball]

I don't care if you're the Easter Bunny!

<sub>[He lunges at her. And by lunches at her I mean he sort of stretches out really far and lands flat on his chest, knocking the breath out of himself.]

[After he manages to get his breath back he rolls over onto his back and stares at the sky. he is done. Go ahead, goggles, go ahead and laugh.]</sub>

[renegadehero]

[Have you ever that game Portal? Y'know, the one about the cake and it's lies? Because that's almost what happens. Sojourner hits a button without thinking as he lunges, letting out a small scream as she stumbles back into an orange portal, only to stumble out a blue one a few steps away from JW.

She trips on her own feet, and then right over JW landing flat on her butt next to him. She blinks then, looking very much like a startled owl.]

... I'll pretend I didn't see you totally fail there if you didn't see me totally fail.

[goldeneyeball]

<sub>[When she zips and zaps in and out of space, JW leans up on an arm just in case she's ready to stop running her mouth and start throwing some sort of terrible magical attacks.]

[Then she flops over him and lands right on her ass. He gives her a surprised blink before slowly sinking back down onto the ground.]</sub>

Deal.

[renegadehero]

Awesome.

[She offers him a grin, crossing her legs pretzel style and holding out her hand.]

'm Sojourner, by the way, your resident potentially guilt induced hallucination.

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW met her grin with a grumpy squint before heaving a sigh and putting his scaly purple hand in hers. The undersides of his palms were rough and his claws were thin and they poked.]}

Jim. So. Will I be visited by three other spirits tonight or what?

[renegadehero]

[She gives his hand a firm shake before letting go, giving it a little shake because those scales were a little ticklish.]

Oh yeah, totally. You've got the ghost of Christmas past, present and future comin' your way after I'm done.

[goldeneyeball]

_{[When he takes his hand back he rubs it with his other one. It DOES feel strange touching another person with scales. The sensation was completely different.]}

I'm afraid it's too late to change. The only way I can give this thing back is if my hand comes with it. So...you might wanna tell 'em it's a waste of a trip.

[renegadehero]

Oh no worries. Future's been sharpening their scythe.

[Said in a sing-song voice.]

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW realizes the weight of what he's just said as soon as the girl makes her joke. He frowns down at his hand again, quite a bit of his spunk gone.]}

Glad I'm not a lefty...

[renegadehero]

Dude... Dude I was kidding!

[She gives him an absolutely horrified look.]

'm not gonna let anyone cut your hand off! Gross!

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW's spark suddenly reappeared and he threw both hands into the air.]}

Well I don't see any other way of giving it back to the--snake gods or whoever the fuck forged this thing!

[renegadehero]

Well duh, I mean it's probably not an obvious way to get it off but I bet'cha there's some solution.

[She tilts to the side slightly, trying to look at his wrist.]

As Alexis always says "you have to start using that space between your ears to find a solution".

[goldeneyeball]

_{[He narrowes his eyes and bunches up his coils so that he can slouch down into them, his nose hooked over the scaly ridge of his own back.]}

And does Alexis know anything about curses?

[renegadehero]

No idea!

[Sojourner you have no right to sound so cheerful about that.]

Probably, maybe. Can't be too hard to learn 'bout them though.