[MEME] Best quality: HIS WIGGLES

[goldeneyeball]

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IT'S BULLSHIT SNAKE AU TIME!
I WANT TO PLAY THIS DUMB NAGA VERSION OF MY OC AND THAT IS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

SOME INFO:
He looks like this: X | X | X | X
Super cute gift art: By Luc | By Stabby

DESCRIPTION
JW is about twenty feet long from the top of his head to the tip of his tail. His skin is purple with green accent patterns. He's got a light tan underbelly. Sometimes I color his hair green and sometimes I color it blonde. I always forget which one I decided on, but it doesn't really matter. He's got yellow eyes and little lines of heat pits under them.

SETTINGS

GAME EVENT AU - Some games don't need much of a reason for shapeshifting events to occur. I've been in a few! Want to work off of established CR? Just assume some temporary bullshit is happening in a game we're already both in! JW is a snek now. Maybe your character is un-changed or maybe they're something else entirely! Up to you.

CANON AU - In his canon, JW has learned to move between worlds. What does he do with this knowledge? He steals shit and then sells it back on earth to antique dealers. Well this time he's gotten ahold of a cursed bangle in the shape of The Ouroboros. It constricted to his wrist and changed his body. Now he's freaked out and acting carelessly and somehow wound up dumping his ass into YOUR character's world.

-Will add more in the future!-

PROMPT IDEAS

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PICK A JW BELOW AND GO TO TOWN!

Comments

[goldeneyeball]

_{[Without anything to prop himself on, JW flops down onto his chest with a loud "UMPH".]}

Sorry, Bats. I was tryin' to help.

[desertedchateau]

Well.. Thanks, but I don't think that's going to help. [She rolls back over to him and offers one of her hands.] I guess I'm stuck like this until the city decides otherwise. [Another emoticon- "T_T" ]

[goldeneyeball]

_{[He takes her hand and slowly periscopes his body. It feels so strange, he feels like he's sitting on his knees.]}

...what does T dash T mean? Your face has been makin' phone smilies.

[desertedchateau]

No idea! [Morrigan sighs and reaches behind herself. A "?" shows on the screen suddenly.] What am I touching? Wh-- [Morrigan pulls her free hand away and scratches at her head. Or whatever it passes as for the moment.]

[goldeneyeball]

_{[Horror washes over JW's face. She...doesn't know. OH GOD.]}

Um. Babe. I hate t'be the one to tell you this, but you're...a fridge on wheels. UM--an attractive fridge on wheels.

[desertedchateau]

A fridge? I don't even feel cold! ["XD!"] ......OK so I wasn't just.. what, hallucinating when I looked in the mirror? [" :(" and some emoticon for ice cream flash onto the screen. Morrigan slumps though with her current body it's more.. she kinda rolls forward and her arms drag on the ground a little.] This isn't fair! YOU get to be a snake! I'm.. whatever this is! What, some "let's learn shapes!" thing? ["?!?!!?!? >:O!!"] This is so I-don't-know-what!

[And with a beep, she zooms back towards her room] Not doing it! They can get angry!

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW....stands...sits....coils there in shock, his hands half lifted to calm the Morrigan that was no longer standing in front of him. Wow, she really wasn't taking this well, was she? Though he can't really blame her. He doesn't want to be a wheelie fridge.]}

Babe, wait!

_{[He slithers after her and falls on his face again before accepting that he's going to have to sashay if he wants to get anyway. Here can't just caterpillar it the way he's seen snakes move in cartoons. Once he catches up to her, he reaches for a cold arm.]}

Maybe it's not so bad! You-- you want a hug? I don't care if you're a rectangle.

[desertedchateau]

[Once she's back in her room, Morrigan starts to calm down a little. Usually she can handle transformations but there's something so odd about this that she can't. As JW reaches for her and offers a hug, Morrigan turns.] Yeah?

[Congrats, JW, you are now hugging your gf turned wheelie fridge.]

[goldeneyeball]

<sub>[Needless to say, Morrigan is kind of...weird shaped for hugs. He presses his cheek against the screen that he hopes is her face and tries to fit his arms around her.]

[This isn't working.]

[He gets an idea. Awkwardly, foot by foot, he summons up the rest of himself and slowly wraps his tail around Morrigan's lower half. He can only reach so high without toppling the both of them over.]</sub>

How's that?

[desertedchateau]

[Morrigan sniffles as they hug. Well.. almost hug. It's close enough and the sentiment's appreciated. When he coils around her lower half, she accidentally propells forward.] Oh, sorry! It's fine-- Are you all right?

[goldeneyeball]

<sub>[As they hug, he listens to the whirring coming from inside her. Just what kind of machine was she supposed to be?]

[His thoughts are interrupted by her lone wheel thumping over his tail. He lets out a scream, unable to properly recoil from her, what with being wrapped all the way around her so he settles for just flailing his arms wildly for purchase against her back.]</sub>

OW OW OW I DONT KNOW! Just don't wheel anywhere else!

[desertedchateau]

[Morrigan freezes, trying not to wheel anywhere.] S- Sorry! Sorry! Okay.. Okay, there, I'm not moving! See? Better.

[goldeneyeball]

It's okay, I got more than enough spine to make up for it.

_{[He pats Morrigan's side before unwinding his tail from her and moving it FAR FAR AWAY from her wheels.]}

Oh...oh, hey, Bats, you know you got another switch back here?

_{[He frets a little. What if it's an off switch? WHAT IF SHE DIES?]}

[desertedchateau]

[Her screen flashes blue for a second before a "?" appears] Another switch?

[Once he's uncoiled, Morrigan points towards her back] Well, it can't get worse. You want to flip it or should I?

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW's mouth stretches into a grim, wobbly line. Oh, it could get worse. But he trusts her. He leans around and hesitantly flips the switch. Then he slither/scrambles back just in case that was a self-destruct switch.]}

That do anything? Feel any different?

[desertedchateau]

[Once the switch is flipped, Morrigan freezes for a second. As.. whatever it is starts happening, there's a series of mechanical clicks and whirls as she's engulfed in smoke.

Once it clears, Morrigan is standing there. Well- it's not entirely her in her human form. She's still mechanical, but she looks more like she escaped the page of some action-driven mecha manga. Her outfit is a dark purple bodysuit with a collection of heart shaped lights across her chest. Her face is mostly clear, save for a panel of rivets over her right cheek and around her right eye. Her hair has been combed back, save for long bangs swooping over her left eye.

Morrigan blinks and stretches her hands slowly. Her voice still has a metallic ring to it.] ...Okay.. So that happened! And yeah, I feel different! How do I look?

[goldeneyeball]

_{[He coughs and fans away the smoke. HE KNEW IT! HE KNEW IT WAS A SELF DESTRUCT SWITCH! He slithers forward and attempts to fish what he can out of the wreckage. However, he is not met with a twisted heap of metal and springs but a--]}

OH. Oh. Uh. Oh. You look--

_[OKAY.]

Great? You have a face now and. You're shiny.

_{[He wrings his clawed hands together and sits back on his coils.]}

[desertedchateau]

[Morrigan watches his reactions and nods. He didn't run screaming so that's a plus. Brow furrowing, she heads into her room for a minute and looks at herself in the mirror.] ....Huh. Shiny's a good way of describing it! It's.. well, better than being a fridge on wheels.

[Morrigan heads back into the living room] How's your tail?

[goldeneyeball]

<sub>[Her question bounces off his head and for a moment, doesn't even register. The naga shakes himself and slithers back toward her, feeling safe enough to bring his coils with him now that she has legs.]

[BOY DOES SHE HAVE LEGS.]</sub>

It's fine, it was just a pinch. I don't think you broke anything. And hey, now you can get down the stairs!

[desertedchateau]

I thought we were going to stay in? [Morrigan sits back down and motions for him to join her.] Unless you'd rather go out? I'm fine with either.

[goldeneyeball]

_{[And this is when Morrigan made A Mistake. When she sits down, JW joins her. And so does the rest of him and before the robot knows what's up, there's twenty feet of snake piled on her lap. JW doesn't even try to look sheepish.]}

You know, on second thought, it's chilly out there.

[desertedchateau]

[Suddenly snake in her lap! Morrigan shifts her weight slightly to accomodate him and then grins.] Oh? Well, knowing that. [She rests against him.] It's still weird being a.. I guess I'm a robot? It's like I've soaked in an ice bath.

[goldeneyeball]

_{[When she leans into him, he invites himself to wrap the end of his tail around her shoulders.]}

It doesn't hurt though, does it?

_{[He doesn't want to celebrate what might be a breakthrough in an embarrassing phobia of his if the gal pal is hurtin'.]}

[desertedchateau]

[Morrigan shakes her head.] No, it's just cold. But it doesn't hurt. [She gives him a smile and rests one of her hands on his tail idly.] How about you? Any pain?

[goldeneyeball]

_{[At her chilly touch, a shudder runs up all twenty feet of his spine.]}

No, not really. It does feel weird though. To not have legs. It reminds me of...in dreams where you're trying get away from something but you can't move because your legs are wrapped up in your sheets? It's like that.