toothaches: (i dont follow)
Maurice Hutch (OC) ([personal profile] toothaches) wrote in [community profile] theattic 2016-04-25 01:56 am (UTC)

"Got it! You're doin' great, 'Thur! And don't you worry. I aint gonna drop 'em! I've got supernatural--"

His boot hit a washed out spot. He stumbled forward and nearly pitched the poor frightened Kelpie all over the road. Luckily he saved himself at the last second.

"Okay this isn't working. Hang on, fellah!"

Maurice shifted Envy once again and with a loud groan, managed to heft the watery beast above his head as through he were a construction worker carrying a heavy beam.

"Holy shit that's better. Okay. Once we find somewhere to put 'em we can get somethin' to eat...oh no! Your dick! We forgot your dick back at the playground."

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