"Bloodspur's is my good baby boy! He'd leave 'em alone if I told 'em to." Maurice retorted with a huff and reached out to pat Envy's neck again. "I don't need a horse, I just wanna give Meranda a hard time. She started leavin' those passive-agressive stickynotes on the milk carton again."

Maurice crouched down so that he could be closer to the horse's head. "You wanna live at our house, buddy? Huh? You could have Meranda's room and she can live in the carport with Bloodspur!"