Say that she didn't have what it takes, will they.
Say that the Guildmaster will personally revoke her cowl, WILL THEY?
She'll show 'em.
She'll show 'em all!
Her horse let out a small, indignant squeal as she pulled him up a little more sharply than was necessary, pausing on the trail to scowl back at the town nestled in the valley. The Thieves' Guild wasn't even there, it was miles and miles away, but as the closest patch of civilization, it would just have to serve as a symbolic receptacle for her loathing.
"We'll show 'em," she growled to her horse.
The horse wasn't impressed.
They'd been making their way up the mountain for some time now, though, and while it wasn't the worst terrain she'd ever had to cross for the sake of one of these godforsaken missions, it was still thirsty work even in this damp weather. Keeping your anger at a simmer for hours on end apparently wasn't great for staying hydrated.
Slipping her feet from the stirrups, Hazel swung down from the saddle and stepped down, tugging her mask (a stylized black leather rabbit face and frankly the coolest thing she owned) down to take a drink of water from her canteen.
A drink that she coughed on halfway through because she remembered how Mad she was.
It was as she pounded her chest and hacked into the misty air that she noticed the glint of coppery light at her feet. It set off an excited internal alarm immediately. Because in the Guild, you didn't get paid unless you were good at your job, and if you weren't paid, you didn't eat.
She bent to investigate further. And by investigate I mean scoop the coin up and look around to see if there were more.
Because not only was money good (money can be exchanged for food and goods), if the myths were true, random coinage out here in the middle of nowhere could mean she was getting close.
Say that the Guildmaster will personally revoke her cowl, WILL THEY?
She'll show 'em.
She'll show 'em all!
Her horse let out a small, indignant squeal as she pulled him up a little more sharply than was necessary, pausing on the trail to scowl back at the town nestled in the valley. The Thieves' Guild wasn't even there, it was miles and miles away, but as the closest patch of civilization, it would just have to serve as a symbolic receptacle for her loathing.
"We'll show 'em," she growled to her horse.
The horse wasn't impressed.
They'd been making their way up the mountain for some time now, though, and while it wasn't the worst terrain she'd ever had to cross for the sake of one of these godforsaken missions, it was still thirsty work even in this damp weather. Keeping your anger at a simmer for hours on end apparently wasn't great for staying hydrated.
Slipping her feet from the stirrups, Hazel swung down from the saddle and stepped down, tugging her mask (a stylized black leather rabbit face and frankly the coolest thing she owned) down to take a drink of water from her canteen.
A drink that she coughed on halfway through because she remembered how Mad she was.
It was as she pounded her chest and hacked into the misty air that she noticed the glint of coppery light at her feet. It set off an excited internal alarm immediately. Because in the Guild, you didn't get paid unless you were good at your job, and if you weren't paid, you didn't eat.
She bent to investigate further. And by investigate I mean scoop the coin up and look around to see if there were more.
Because not only was money good (money can be exchanged for food and goods), if the myths were true, random coinage out here in the middle of nowhere could mean she was getting close.
Dammit.
Oh, well.
One coin is better than none.
It was only when she'd already started to pocket it and get back to her feet that she looked up and saw.
First she froze for a solid several seconds-- almost expecting something to come out of the cave at her. When nothing did, she finished straightening up and stepped forward, tip-toeing up to the cascade of ferns and parting it cautiously, like she might part the lacy curtains of some wealthy elite's upper-story city window.
Could this be it...?
"... I think we found it, Scarlet," she whispered to her still-thoroughly-unimpressed steed, the grouchiness that had been hanging over her like a cloud this whole time dissipating in favor of excitement and hope.
Maybe, just MAYBE, this mission would go right.
And none of those arrogant dickholes back at the Guild could say shit about her if she actually found and retrieved the Cat's Eye.
She grabbed Scarlet's reins and eagerly (but cautiously) stepped into the cave's mouth.
Oh, well.
One coin is better than none.
It was only when she'd already started to pocket it and get back to her feet that she looked up and saw.
First she froze for a solid several seconds-- almost expecting something to come out of the cave at her. When nothing did, she finished straightening up and stepped forward, tip-toeing up to the cascade of ferns and parting it cautiously, like she might part the lacy curtains of some wealthy elite's upper-story city window.
Could this be it...?
"... I think we found it, Scarlet," she whispered to her still-thoroughly-unimpressed steed, the grouchiness that had been hanging over her like a cloud this whole time dissipating in favor of excitement and hope.
Maybe, just MAYBE, this mission would go right.
And none of those arrogant dickholes back at the Guild could say shit about her if she actually found and retrieved the Cat's Eye.
She grabbed Scarlet's reins and eagerly (but cautiously) stepped into the cave's mouth.
Scarlet balked when the angle of the path started to increase, snorting steam and shuffling.
Truth be told, Hazel was starting to have second thoughts about bringing her horse down here to begin with-- maybe it would have been safer for them both for Scarlet to stay out on the mountainside and Hazel to go in alone.
But it was a little too late for that no-- crunch.
If her hair hadn't been contained in her hood, it would've done the Ghibli frizz thing. Instead, she just froze for a moment, waiting to see if the sound had alerted anything to their presence... before finally looking down to see what she'd been unlucky enough to step on.
Truth be told, Hazel was starting to have second thoughts about bringing her horse down here to begin with-- maybe it would have been safer for them both for Scarlet to stay out on the mountainside and Hazel to go in alone.
But it was a little too late for that no-- crunch.
If her hair hadn't been contained in her hood, it would've done the Ghibli frizz thing. Instead, she just froze for a moment, waiting to see if the sound had alerted anything to their presence... before finally looking down to see what she'd been unlucky enough to step on.
It was so freaking dark.
Scarlet REALLY should have stayed on the surface. 8[;;
But after a moment of very muffled cursing behind her mask, Hazel fumbled a match out of one of the many pockets on her vest and struck it against her boot to cast light over the unfortunate sp-- THAT'S NOT A SPIDER.
Oh fuck.
To her credit, she didn't squeak or gasp-- she might inexplicably the laughingstock of the Guild, but stealth was her job.
At first, even on top of her instinctive revulsion, she found herself reaching out to collect the ring-- only to stop, reminding herself that that was how you got curses. And knowing her luck...
No, best just to focus on the goal.
Eyes on the BIG prize.
Scarlet REALLY should have stayed on the surface. 8[;;
But after a moment of very muffled cursing behind her mask, Hazel fumbled a match out of one of the many pockets on her vest and struck it against her boot to cast light over the unfortunate sp-- THAT'S NOT A SPIDER.
Oh fuck.
To her credit, she didn't squeak or gasp-- she might inexplicably the laughingstock of the Guild, but stealth was her job.
At first, even on top of her instinctive revulsion, she found herself reaching out to collect the ring-- only to stop, reminding herself that that was how you got curses. And knowing her luck...
No, best just to focus on the goal.
Eyes on the BIG prize.
BAD DECISIONS WERE MADE, OKAY?!
The rogue found herself almost forgetting to breathe as they moved slowly downwards-- when the walls fell away, she felt the space weighing down on her and their tiny light almost more than when they'd been in the comparatively light tunnels.
That weight only got heavier when the twisted skeletons and small hillocks of debris come into view.
The feather... the feather only clinches it.
This is either the location of the Cat's Eye... or she managed to stumble into the lair of some completely different horrifying monster.
Hazel swallows heavily and wills her feet to tread even quieter.
The rogue found herself almost forgetting to breathe as they moved slowly downwards-- when the walls fell away, she felt the space weighing down on her and their tiny light almost more than when they'd been in the comparatively light tunnels.
That weight only got heavier when the twisted skeletons and small hillocks of debris come into view.
The feather... the feather only clinches it.
This is either the location of the Cat's Eye... or she managed to stumble into the lair of some completely different horrifying monster.
Hazel swallows heavily and wills her feet to tread even quieter.
Scarlet had whickered and wuffled, puffing through her nostrils, at the smells in the air. She was a prey animal. She knew what those meant.
Hazel had ignored it, bending down to observe the treasure at her feet. Even if it wasn't what she was here for, the sight made her heart jump in her chest.
But not nearly as much as the voice.
Her eyes widen behind her mask, and quick as a flash, she blows her tiny flame out.
But simply winking out of sight doesn't help much with a panicking horse-- WHICH SHE VERY MUCH HAS-- right next to her. Scarlet shrieks, turns tail, and straight up leaves her rider in favor of blindly running back in the direction they'd come from.
Hazel had ignored it, bending down to observe the treasure at her feet. Even if it wasn't what she was here for, the sight made her heart jump in her chest.
But not nearly as much as the voice.
Her eyes widen behind her mask, and quick as a flash, she blows her tiny flame out.
But simply winking out of sight doesn't help much with a panicking horse-- WHICH SHE VERY MUCH HAS-- right next to her. Scarlet shrieks, turns tail, and straight up leaves her rider in favor of blindly running back in the direction they'd come from.
Honestly, she shouldn't be surprised.
She really shouldn't.
It's just her luck that it would go like this-- that the monster would find her before she even saw the damn Eye.
Wasn't it always worst-case scenarios whenever she was involved?
She hates herself.
But no time for that-- the luminous eyes locked onto her position told her that extinguishing the light did nothing-- she had to move and fast.
Not offering a reply to the thundering taunts, the rogue threw herself behind the closest pile and kept moving-- her only hope was to dart somewhere unexpected while she was still out of the creature's line of sight (something she knew wouldn't last long).
As she went, she frantically went over the details in her head. Feline eyes, feathers, a human face... no doubt about it, it had to be a sphinx. She'd read about those... but all the books had emphasized the riddle part. Not the running for your life before a riddle was even asked part!
She really shouldn't.
It's just her luck that it would go like this-- that the monster would find her before she even saw the damn Eye.
Wasn't it always worst-case scenarios whenever she was involved?
She hates herself.
But no time for that-- the luminous eyes locked onto her position told her that extinguishing the light did nothing-- she had to move and fast.
Not offering a reply to the thundering taunts, the rogue threw herself behind the closest pile and kept moving-- her only hope was to dart somewhere unexpected while she was still out of the creature's line of sight (something she knew wouldn't last long).
As she went, she frantically went over the details in her head. Feline eyes, feathers, a human face... no doubt about it, it had to be a sphinx. She'd read about those... but all the books had emphasized the riddle part. Not the running for your life before a riddle was even asked part!
Somehow the Don Bluth bullshit depicted in the illustrations (those pages worn and bent by MANY young Thieves Guild initiates for the sake of late-night "study seshes") was distinctly more menacing in real life.
Hazel could be as stealthy as she wanted, but there were jingling coins EVERYWHERE and unlike the stalking sphinx, she didn't have night vision to help her avoid them.
She skids to a halt with a startled squeak and a cascade of crashing coinage-- BUT!
Despite her reputation... she was a good rogue, dammit. And in the brief window of time she had, she'd grabbed out a thing.
"SMOKE BOMB!"
And then she throws it at the sphinx's giant feet, releasing a cloud of... well, smoke.
And yes, it was absolutely necessary to shout 'smoke bomb' out loud.
Hazel could be as stealthy as she wanted, but there were jingling coins EVERYWHERE and unlike the stalking sphinx, she didn't have night vision to help her avoid them.
She skids to a halt with a startled squeak and a cascade of crashing coinage-- BUT!
Despite her reputation... she was a good rogue, dammit. And in the brief window of time she had, she'd grabbed out a thing.
"SMOKE BOMB!"
And then she throws it at the sphinx's giant feet, releasing a cloud of... well, smoke.
And yes, it was absolutely necessary to shout 'smoke bomb' out loud.
Under the cover of her... well, cover, Hazel had dove down another alley of treasure, running straight up until she heard the sphinx's coughing and sneezing start to slow.
Then she hunkered down between a treasure chest twice as big as she was and a gleaming statue of a dragonlike creature with unusually muscular arms and tried to silence her breathing as much as she could.
The temptation to yell out 'I AM NO MAN' was almost overwhelming, but since doing so would give away her position for sure, she just bit her lip.
Her only hope was for the creature to wander far enough in the other direction that she could make a break for the exit without being caught up to... but jeez, knowing her luck...
Then she hunkered down between a treasure chest twice as big as she was and a gleaming statue of a dragonlike creature with unusually muscular arms and tried to silence her breathing as much as she could.
The temptation to yell out 'I AM NO MAN' was almost overwhelming, but since doing so would give away her position for sure, she just bit her lip.
Her only hope was for the creature to wander far enough in the other direction that she could make a break for the exit without being caught up to... but jeez, knowing her luck...
The ultimatum made a lump form in Hazel's throat.
She had some rations on her, of course-- playing the waiting game is just a reality in the life of a rogue, and it wouldn't be the first time she'd had to just lay low and wait for the dust to settle.
But she'd never had to do anything like this.
Especially not when the tiniest crinkle of a granola bar being unwrapped could spell her doom in a second.
She clenches her jaw harder, nostrils flaring in frustration for a moment as she wills the corners of her eyes to stop stinging.
Dammit, she should have known this would happen!
And if she didn't make it out?
Those assholes back in the guild would almost certainly think up a fate even stupider and more embarrassing than this one to have befallen her. She'd be even more of a joke and she wouldn't even have the chance to turn things around.
Frustrations aside, she knows that speaking up at this point is just what the beast wants her to do-- and she's no fighter.
So she steels herself and stays silent.
She'll wait.
She'll wait till she's either found or until the sphinx makes good on its threat to lay down in front of the exit.
Surely it'll have to sleep at SOME point, right?
She had some rations on her, of course-- playing the waiting game is just a reality in the life of a rogue, and it wouldn't be the first time she'd had to just lay low and wait for the dust to settle.
But she'd never had to do anything like this.
Especially not when the tiniest crinkle of a granola bar being unwrapped could spell her doom in a second.
She clenches her jaw harder, nostrils flaring in frustration for a moment as she wills the corners of her eyes to stop stinging.
Dammit, she should have known this would happen!
And if she didn't make it out?
Those assholes back in the guild would almost certainly think up a fate even stupider and more embarrassing than this one to have befallen her. She'd be even more of a joke and she wouldn't even have the chance to turn things around.
Frustrations aside, she knows that speaking up at this point is just what the beast wants her to do-- and she's no fighter.
So she steels herself and stays silent.
She'll wait.
She'll wait till she's either found or until the sphinx makes good on its threat to lay down in front of the exit.
Surely it'll have to sleep at SOME point, right?
Patience.
Hazel had oodles patience.
If she didn't, she wouldn't have gotten this far to begin with.
She stays still and quiet and watches those luminous eyes like a hawk.
And when they finally do shut... she doesn't move right away. Closed eyes doesn't automatically mean sleep.
No, she waits awhile, and continues to listen.
It isn't until she hears the giant creature's breathing slow that she finally stands, quietly and cautiously, from her hiding place.
Hazel had oodles patience.
If she didn't, she wouldn't have gotten this far to begin with.
She stays still and quiet and watches those luminous eyes like a hawk.
And when they finally do shut... she doesn't move right away. Closed eyes doesn't automatically mean sleep.
No, she waits awhile, and continues to listen.
It isn't until she hears the giant creature's breathing slow that she finally stands, quietly and cautiously, from her hiding place.
There.
There it is.
It's time.
As quick and as quiet as she can, the rogue makes a break for it... slowing down to a very cautious walk as she approaches the sphinx's slumbering bulk.
Okay okay okay... just have to... play this slow...
There it is.
It's time.
As quick and as quiet as she can, the rogue makes a break for it... slowing down to a very cautious walk as she approaches the sphinx's slumbering bulk.
Okay okay okay... just have to... play this slow...


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