"Just your waist and inseam. Though you might have trouble doing that one yourself..." He isn't offering, no. He's still trying to convince himself he's sitting at a table at ass in the morning, talking about him and flirting every so often.

"And maybe add an inch or two to the inseam so if it's a little off, I can hem them down. It's easier that way." Though he can't think of asking for a chair for pants was fair. the materials didn't cost the same. "Carpentry is a bit more work than tailoring. Can't say that's entirely fair to trade."