[MEME] Best quality: HIS WIGGLES

[goldeneyeball]

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IT'S BULLSHIT SNAKE AU TIME!
I WANT TO PLAY THIS DUMB NAGA VERSION OF MY OC AND THAT IS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

SOME INFO:
He looks like this: X | X | X | X
Super cute gift art: By Luc | By Stabby

DESCRIPTION
JW is about twenty feet long from the top of his head to the tip of his tail. His skin is purple with green accent patterns. He's got a light tan underbelly. Sometimes I color his hair green and sometimes I color it blonde. I always forget which one I decided on, but it doesn't really matter. He's got yellow eyes and little lines of heat pits under them.

SETTINGS

GAME EVENT AU - Some games don't need much of a reason for shapeshifting events to occur. I've been in a few! Want to work off of established CR? Just assume some temporary bullshit is happening in a game we're already both in! JW is a snek now. Maybe your character is un-changed or maybe they're something else entirely! Up to you.

CANON AU - In his canon, JW has learned to move between worlds. What does he do with this knowledge? He steals shit and then sells it back on earth to antique dealers. Well this time he's gotten ahold of a cursed bangle in the shape of The Ouroboros. It constricted to his wrist and changed his body. Now he's freaked out and acting carelessly and somehow wound up dumping his ass into YOUR character's world.

-Will add more in the future!-

PROMPT IDEAS

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PICK A JW BELOW AND GO TO TOWN!

Comments

[renegadehero]

[Oh god, she almost starts laughing all over again when he starts looking over himself.Sojourner presses a hand over her mouth, her right sleeve slipping back to show off a rather futuristic looking watch.

Once she's sure she won't fall into another peal of giggles she speaks, head cocked to the left and hip jutted out to the right.]

Uh-huh, right, whatever you say Mister Thief. Guessin' you don't have a clue about that fancy kid bracelet on your arm too.

[goldeneyeball]

_{[Now that JW is focused on scowling at another person instead of trying to figure out where his legs went, his long body bunches itself up and his back manages to straighten enough for him to sort of look like he's sitting up.]}

What's it t'you? Unless this place is yours, get lost. Finders keepers, losers suck.

[renegadehero]

[Well at least it gives him a distraction. Sojourner still looks like she wants to burst out laughing, but she'll resist.]

And thieves get cursed, oops. [She shrugs one shoulder, somehow managing to stay in the strange zig-zag position.] Not my place, way too run down. Then again, I don't have any place here.

[goldeneyeball]

The only curse out here is you.

_{[Yup. Just gonna pretend there isn't a pair of pants still crammed on to the very tip of his tail.]}

I'll have you know, I have a condition, and laughing isn't very nice!

[renegadehero]

Hey! My folks said the same thing once.

[SOJOURNER THAT'S NOT FUNNY.]

What's your condition?

[goldeneyeball]

<sub>[The snake man slowly comes to terms with the fact that he is going to have to make this kid go away because he can't leave without looking like a complete idiot.]

[He looks down at his coils and fishes out what he guessed used to be his knees. GOOD ENOUGH.]</sub>

This spot right here, muscle spasms. Spasms so horrible you wouldn't believe. Makes me flail like a live wire. No warning. Now get lost.

[renegadehero]

Huh, that sucks a lot. I didn't know nagas could get muscle spasms in a particular place.

[She hums, and is very clearly not moving anywhere any time soon. In fact, she has all day.]

If that's the case, I couldn't just leave in good conscious if you're gonna have trouble. How 'bout I give you a hand Mister Thief. It'll help me earn my girl scout badge.

[goldeneyeball]

_{[Naga...okay, never heard that word before but he is going to tuck that away for later!]}

Not as smart as you thought, are you, smartypants? I don't need any hands and I'M NOT A THIEF!

_{[That gets him good and riled up. He puffs all up and gestures frantically to the spooky old building.]}

That suggests anything I took actually belonged to somebody! It's obvious nobody cares about this dump. Except for you!

[renegadehero]

Uh, but you still do have hands? Like, right there.

[She blinks, looking confused. Did he actually think he didn't have hands for a second? ]

Eh? I don't care about the house. That, however - [she points at the bracelet, wiggling her finger a bit.] - I don't think is yours.

[goldeneyeball]

<sub>[He drops the length of himself he'd used as an example and grunts as it whuds against the ground. Ow. Okay. That was part of his spine. Let's not do that again.]

[He's not going to change this girl's mind. So he rolls his yellow eyes and turns to...slowly inchworm away.]</sub>

It's mine now.

[renegadehero]

Duh, it looks like its stuck.

[She finally straightens out of the odd zig-zag position, following him with tiny, measured steps as he attempts to make his great escape.]

[goldeneyeball]

_{[He throws both arms in the air, still facing away from her.]}

IS IT YOU? ARE YOU MY PUNISHMENT FOR TAKING A TACKY HUNK OF JUNK FROM AN EMPTY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS?

_{[As the reality of his situation starts weighing on him, he turns around again and promptly has a short traffic jam with himself as he struggles to face her.]}

I couldn't do anything about it if I wanted to! Beat or I'll--God, I don't know-- squeeze you to death!

[renegadehero]

Nah, I'm just a fun bonus. Maybe even a hallucination of guilt for your thievery.

[She stops when he stops, waiting for him to sort himself out.]

You could try but you'd have to catch me first. And I've gotten away from more uncoordinated people then you dude.

[goldeneyeball]

You're worse than any of my hallucinations.

_{[But she was doing some good! His irritation with her made him pay more attention to her than his weird tailbody. Instincts took over as he inched toward her MENACINGLY.]}

You might be surprised!

[renegadehero]

Dude, I just watched you flailing around.

[She looks unphased as he begins to inch towards her. The only action she takes is to shift her weight from foot to foot, hands going behind her back. Idly she fiddles with the strange watch.]

Trust me, y'don't wanna try winning a fight with a hopper.

[Alright. She's actually bluffing. She's not sure what will happen if he tries to constrict her like a boa.]

[goldeneyeball]

I don't care if you're the Easter Bunny!

<sub>[He lunges at her. And by lunches at her I mean he sort of stretches out really far and lands flat on his chest, knocking the breath out of himself.]

[After he manages to get his breath back he rolls over onto his back and stares at the sky. he is done. Go ahead, goggles, go ahead and laugh.]</sub>

[renegadehero]

[Have you ever that game Portal? Y'know, the one about the cake and it's lies? Because that's almost what happens. Sojourner hits a button without thinking as he lunges, letting out a small scream as she stumbles back into an orange portal, only to stumble out a blue one a few steps away from JW.

She trips on her own feet, and then right over JW landing flat on her butt next to him. She blinks then, looking very much like a startled owl.]

... I'll pretend I didn't see you totally fail there if you didn't see me totally fail.

[goldeneyeball]

<sub>[When she zips and zaps in and out of space, JW leans up on an arm just in case she's ready to stop running her mouth and start throwing some sort of terrible magical attacks.]

[Then she flops over him and lands right on her ass. He gives her a surprised blink before slowly sinking back down onto the ground.]</sub>

Deal.

[renegadehero]

Awesome.

[She offers him a grin, crossing her legs pretzel style and holding out her hand.]

'm Sojourner, by the way, your resident potentially guilt induced hallucination.

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW met her grin with a grumpy squint before heaving a sigh and putting his scaly purple hand in hers. The undersides of his palms were rough and his claws were thin and they poked.]}

Jim. So. Will I be visited by three other spirits tonight or what?

[renegadehero]

[She gives his hand a firm shake before letting go, giving it a little shake because those scales were a little ticklish.]

Oh yeah, totally. You've got the ghost of Christmas past, present and future comin' your way after I'm done.

[goldeneyeball]

_{[When he takes his hand back he rubs it with his other one. It DOES feel strange touching another person with scales. The sensation was completely different.]}

I'm afraid it's too late to change. The only way I can give this thing back is if my hand comes with it. So...you might wanna tell 'em it's a waste of a trip.

[renegadehero]

Oh no worries. Future's been sharpening their scythe.

[Said in a sing-song voice.]

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW realizes the weight of what he's just said as soon as the girl makes her joke. He frowns down at his hand again, quite a bit of his spunk gone.]}

Glad I'm not a lefty...

[renegadehero]

Dude... Dude I was kidding!

[She gives him an absolutely horrified look.]

'm not gonna let anyone cut your hand off! Gross!