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Maurice Hutch (OC) ([personal profile] toothaches) wrote in [community profile] theattic2015-11-17 02:59 am

PSL: YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER...


ACTUALLY NO. HE LEADS YOU TO WATER. AND THEN DROWNS YOU.




THREAD LOG:
foolishwren: but then I'd have to go to super mega turbo hell for homos and i'm not quite out of my closet yet (well i COULD admit this is hot)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-05-04 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wh-- HEY!"

Heather's first instinct is to grab the bag and yank it away, but man Envy's really got his face in there good, and the paper tears almost immediately, scattering wrapped burgers and a small waterfall of fries all over the asphalt.

Still with her own bitten-into burger in the other hand, Heather just kind of... stares at the remains of the one Envy managed to tear into. That's. Definitely not what she would expect a horse to do.

Slowly, she leans down to one-handedly unwrap another burger, and then holds it out to the scrawny horse experimentally.
horsetails: (Default)

[personal profile] horsetails 2016-05-04 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Envy doesn't pay the other two any attention, he is entirely too focused on how fucking delicious this burger is. It only takes him a few bites to polish it off, along with another mouthful of the fries that spilled all over the ground.

He hears that wrapper crinkling though, and his ears swivel right towards it before his head follows. He can't even really be bothered that this is...the opposite of normal horse behavior. He's so hungry and this is so good.

He stretches his neck right out to take a bite out of the offered burger. HELL YES.
foolishwren: me: *makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo* (friend: *makes a typo*)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-05-07 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Holy shit. He LOVES it!"

She lets the very hungry horse have the rest of it out of her hand and immediately reaches for another. Before Envy knows it, he's got TWO people offering him big handfuls of food.

"Do you still have your phone out? Take some pictures!"
foolishwren: I FOUND A STASH OF FUCKS TO GIVE THAT I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT (OMG YOU GUYS LOOK)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-05-08 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Heather's already unwrapping a third burger, all hunger forgotten in the face of this new discovery. This hamburger-eating horse is too exciting, satiating their own monstrous appetites can wait.

"Get a picture with me in it!"
horsetails: (hello it is me a spooky horse)

[personal profile] horsetails 2016-05-15 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Envy is having the best time he's had in a long time, just devouring everything that's put even remotely close to his face. Not only is the food delicious, but he's getting it handed to him! No effort required at all!

He's just whickering happily to himself as he chews on the latest mouthful, and except for flicking his ears at Heather when she stands next to him for the picture, he doesn't even mind. He does turn his head to nose at her hands to ask for more, though. His nose is...weirdly wet and slightly sticky, but that's an automatic response to the idea of eating. No way is he going to try and drag either of these two off now.
foolishwren: The walls are coated in human skin and stuff's starting to move under it, LET'S JUST LEAVE. (... You know what?)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-05-18 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, she might have a point. Where would you guys even keep a horse?"

She responds to the nosing by automatically reaching for another burger (they're running low at this point, it's the second-to-last one) and starting to unwrap it even as she looks over at Maurice.

"I mean, you could tie him up in the yard I guess, but that freaky rooster of yours would probably come out and peck his ankles open. ... Do horses even have ankles? ... You know what I mean."

The wet stickiness of Envy's nose goes un-noted. For all her weird hangups, Heather hasn't ever really had much interaction with real bona fide horses before. Maybe their noses are SUPPOSED to be wet.