"Maaaaan. You asshole." Roman huffed and let the pizza box lid fall closed. "I was in the shower for like t-ten minutes, you couldn't save me one slice?"
They'd been on the road all day, car to car and corner to corner and Roman was beat. He hadn't even bothered getting re-dressed beyond his Batman shorts after leaving his towel hanging on the edge of the tub.
Fenix replied by tipping his head back and letting out a resounding belch.
"My bad."
He was sprawled on one of the ratty, somewhat mildewy-smelling beds, arms behind his head. But the smirk on his face suggested that he didn't feel particularly repentant.
Roman thought about throwing the pizza box at him but finally decided against it. The place was literally two buildings down, it wasn't like he couldn't go grab another before they headed out tomorrow.
That did not mean, however, that he wouldn't use this GRAVE INJUSTICE to his advantage. He padded over to the bed and crouched on the end like the fucking Rake.
Roman shifted a little. And then he shifted a little so that he was crouching on his hairy haunches. He curled his claws toward Fenix and lashed his tail behind him.
"Eeeeeeh, he's so-so." Roman wobbled a clawed hand. "That's why I'm gonna keep you for myself." He rocked forward and picked his way toward Fenix like a cat, butt wiggle and everything.
But then, like usual, his wilder parts faded away as he reared up and planted his hands on Fenix's chest.
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They'd been on the road all day, car to car and corner to corner and Roman was beat. He hadn't even bothered getting re-dressed beyond his Batman shorts after leaving his towel hanging on the edge of the tub.
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"My bad."
He was sprawled on one of the ratty, somewhat mildewy-smelling beds, arms behind his head. But the smirk on his face suggested that he didn't feel particularly repentant.
"You'll forgive me, right, cuz I'm cute."
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That did not mean, however, that he wouldn't use this GRAVE INJUSTICE to his advantage. He padded over to the bed and crouched on the end like the fucking Rake.
"You'll have t-to do better than that, mortal!"
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The redheaded vagabond tilted his head up a little so that he could deliver a smarmy look to the crouching demon.
"Spank me?"
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"I'll drag you to Heeeeell!"
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"UH OH. Is Satan hot, at least? He'd better be hot."
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But then, like usual, his wilder parts faded away as he reared up and planted his hands on Fenix's chest.
"ATONE!"