"I AM I AM!" Maurice hollered as he ran in a blind panic. He wasn't used to running from monsters. He was the monster! The beer's footfalls crashed through the undergrowth behind them and he could hear its loud heaving breaths. Bears were terrifying on their own, but when you combine that with the fence-clearing bound of a deer, nobody has a good time.

They were both lucky that Maurice had fed only hours ago and had supernatural stamina to spare.

What he did not have was supernatural smarts.

As he ran, he looked everywhere but down. Murphy's law snapped into full force as the earth fell away from beneath Maruice's boots and the two of them tumbled right back into the pit he had found Dipper in to begin with.