PSL: Dragon Fails

[goldeneyeball]

THREAD LOG
First impressions are important.

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[goldeneyeball]

With so many men fighting, all the prey ran away and they ruin the earth and made the river run low. I didn't have a choice.

_{[He watches the big blotchy dragon make their way into the water and remembers what one of the other dragons said about eating mixed metals. Looks like THEY weren't a picky eater like some dragons.]}

[stabbywheelfeet]

You could have moved. Like a normal person. There's always more treasure, right?

[As he huffs further, flicking his forefeet to clear the water off his scales. There's an important problem here -- there's grit between his toes that must be cleaned.]

It's not like they were trying to kill you or you had anyone there. Right?

[Said blotchy dragon bats idly at the water, scowling furiously. Up until a much smaller, grey shape pops up next to them, proceeding to climb their shoulder like they're a rock wall. The big one just looks mildly affronted at the whole process, expression only turning more mollified when the small one offers up a fish about as big as JW's huge one had been.]

I mean, we can't leave. We'd all die. You would've been fine.

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW makes a face, reluctant to share exactly why he'd stuck around the muddy battlefields.]}

Well, I'll be out of your hair once the rains pass anyway. You can just tell the other dragons I don't have any rock teeth.

_{[He pointedly rolls over and away from Sideswipe.]}

[stabbywheelfeet]

I don't have hair!

[As he indignantly pounces on the tip of the other dragon's tail. And ends up batting at it like a cat with string.]

Besides! Dad and Jetfire will probably want to interview you nonstop. You're probably stuck here.

[goldeneyeball]

It's an expression.

_{[He swats Sideswipe on the snout with the end of his tail as the other dragon plays with it.]}

I've never been interviewed before...

_{[JW is slowly warming up to the idea of this 'being popular' thing.]}