She offers this as a reply literally without even thinking about it. She's known Maurice long enough that she knows exactly what to say to get the most indignant responses.
The jab is not, however, about his shirt, which she encouraged him to wear tonight. Because why the FUCK not?
She even went to the trouble of picking out a matching tank-top. Hers has Mulan on it, along with some of the lyrics to Be a Man. Because FUCK YOU, that's why. She tips her sunglasses down and smirks like an asshole.
"You died with that 'do and now you're doomed to never get satisfaction from the vending machines."
"I'm not even going to respond to that," grumbled Maurice. He pounded a fist against the machine again. Suddenly, the machine started to shake. He shuffled backwards on his knees and caught himself on his hands. "Oh, shit, I made it mad!"
The machine continued to shudder until suddenly it stopped and several plinking sounds came from inside. Maurice's quarters plus a few tumbled out of the coin return slot.
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She offers this as a reply literally without even thinking about it. She's known Maurice long enough that she knows exactly what to say to get the most indignant responses.
The jab is not, however, about his shirt, which she encouraged him to wear tonight. Because why the FUCK not?
She even went to the trouble of picking out a matching tank-top. Hers has Mulan on it, along with some of the lyrics to Be a Man. Because FUCK YOU, that's why. She tips her sunglasses down and smirks like an asshole.
"You died with that 'do and now you're doomed to never get satisfaction from the vending machines."
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The machine continued to shudder until suddenly it stopped and several plinking sounds came from inside. Maurice's quarters plus a few tumbled out of the coin return slot.
"Oho, nice!"