Don't you dare pout Maurice. Also gross, man. He doesn't want that. He thought you did. He'll just, lean a litle more heavily Maurice's way because that might help his grumpy lump sitting next to him.
"Oh, yanno. things about you, about your life, all that good stuff. I heard you wrestled an alligator once!" Que him getting way too fucking excited as he said that last part, eyes lighting up and everything.
That was Maurice's meaningful contribution. He made no move to squirm away.
The old woman leaned back in her chair and puffed a laugh. "I did. It wadn' legal but it was good eatin'." She squinted over at Maurice wondering just how much he's told about her. "I trucked for a long, long time before I met Maurice's daddy. I've seen a lot of things, but I aint never seen nobody turn that shade 'a purple before."
She tried to stretch her foot out to push at Maurice's boot but he pulled away from her.
"All depends on whatcha wanna know. I sure aint gone to other worlds and don't know no magic...but I got a vampire for a son. And a magician too, looks like."
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"Oh, yanno. things about you, about your life, all that good stuff. I heard you wrestled an alligator once!" Que him getting way too fucking excited as he said that last part, eyes lighting up and everything.
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That was Maurice's meaningful contribution. He made no move to squirm away.
The old woman leaned back in her chair and puffed a laugh. "I did. It wadn' legal but it was good eatin'." She squinted over at Maurice wondering just how much he's told about her. "I trucked for a long, long time before I met Maurice's daddy. I've seen a lot of things, but I aint never seen nobody turn that shade 'a purple before."
She tried to stretch her foot out to push at Maurice's boot but he pulled away from her.
"All depends on whatcha wanna know. I sure aint gone to other worlds and don't know no magic...but I got a vampire for a son. And a magician too, looks like."